Improving the Presidential Debates

“Mr. President, do you ever get muddled and take Joe for a walk in the Rose Garden and Bo to cabinet meetings?”

“Governor, is it true you wanted ‘You’re so Bain’ for your campaign song?”

These probing questions will make the next presidential debate more vivacious. More questions in this week's Times and Democrat.

Unbelievable Mars Rover Photo

The Mars Curiosity rover found a shiny object, shown here (real photo). Sure looks like a tiny alien to me.

If we could zoom in, bet he's holding up an "Earthlings go home!" sign.