What if Janet Leigh saw the Geraldo Photo?

I always thought Hitchcock’s “Psycho” had the most horrific bathroom scene ever captured on film....until I saw the half-naked, self-portrait Geraldo tweeted over the weekend. And I think we all know what would have been Janet Leigh’s reaction to seeing the Geraldo photo ......

(The Geraldo photo is here. You've been warned).

A Little Chemistry Bonding

Taught a great Intro Chem class this summer.
But office hours can get a little hectic!

Rejected Movie Plots

I’ve been pestering the Hollywood moguls with original movie scripts for years, but all my ideas have been rejected. For instance, I had a really good outline for a sequel to Hitchcock’s avian thriller, “The Birds.” But Universal Pictures didn’t like my title: “12 Angry Wren.”

I was hopeful that Orion Pictures would embrace my comedy about an aspiring hairdresser who practices on her sleeping siblings. But eventually they declined the rights to “Hannah and her Scissors.”

More of my other dazzling film outlines and their proposed titles, all of which were, for some reason, rejected, in the Hometown Journal.